Warning: topic involves robo-slash. Feel free to ignore this journal.

So me and my friend were rather bored one particular day (about a month ago) and started discussing Transformers, as is normal for riveting young females such as ourselves. We started discussing characters from TF:A and she commented on how she loves Warpath's voice, and from there, it got a rather weird.. and very fun. Like so:

AC: ..... Swindle gets the arousal. <.<

Me: I'll take your Swindle and raise you one Jazz!

AC: Oooh.. I'll challenge that with a pair of Jet Twins in the mix

Me: I raise that offer with BlurrXBee!

AC: I point you in the direction of Jetfire/Jetstorm/Sunny/Sides.

Me: I throw in ProwlXLockdown with a dash of Wreckgar for comic relief!

AC: I throw in some Megatron for some harem fun.

Me: I sprinkle in some Perceptor and Tracks for the cherry on top!

AC: Ewww... I flick the tracks off, mock your taste and fill the spot with Shockwave. For nefarious reasons of course.

Me: Shockwave inferior. Soundwave superior.

AC: Ani Soundwave is a little... little for all those mechs.

Me: Did you totally forget the ep where he beefs himself up? That is insta-pwnage. Anyway, I add in Cliffjumper and Roddy with a hint of Warp.

AC: I still refuse Soundwave on the grounds he goes back to being bitty, but I do add in a gagged TC, a Hotshot and a Brawn.

Me: Meant to say Wasp not Warp, but no harm done. So I give you the Jet Twins harassing Sentinel with Charlie the Unicorn quotes, and Blitzwing for the insanity.

AC: ... I see no arousal in this. But I nudge the Wasp over to the BlurrXBee.

Me: Comedy is required in even the sexiest of romance. But I accept your nudge and must say that this is the greatest Hot Mech Sundae I've ever seen.

AC: I snicker, agree and sit back to watch the show.

Me: And now for the video recorder and popcorn.

AC: I'll throw some energon in there and see who licks who!


..... and from there it got a little beyond the margin of thin control most fan girls have. But we made a boring day rather interesting, so that's all that counts, no?


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